Happy birthday!, 96. Happy Birthday! ", "I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. Happy birthday! I asked the rhinoceros and he recognized you! I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. Happy birthday!, 70. These funny birthday wishes will give you something to write and share on Facebook, Instagram, and other Social Networks. :), 220. ", "A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. ", "Happy Birthday! And Im not trying to make you feel better about your age. Happy birthday! They would have put you down by now. Happy birthday witchy! Comedian Jim Gaffigan's funny birthday quote is the ideal way to wish a loved one a happy birthday. I hope you can continue to celebrate the years on my side. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Happy birthday buddy. Happy birthday!, 122. Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. Happy birthday, old guy!, 169. Youre unbelievable! Why are funny birthday messages so popular? The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! Hey Pandas, When Was The Last Time You Cried And Why? Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Though I have to say that today Im glad were not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. ", awww this is cute. Happy birthday cousin! You're one in a melon. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Birthday gifts, greeting cards, and parties are great. These funny birthday cards, drawn by some of the edgiest cartoonists and artists, run the gamut from political truth bombs to deliciously dirty jokes. That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. Good times! We are sure your grandma will appreciate having a good laugh reading your message on her special day! Francis Bacon Age You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. So, this year, lets go ever crazier! Happy birthday! Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace., 78. Sound the a-llama, it's your birthday! I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here., 113. I think its great How you used to be young. From, the pretty one!". ", "Its your party and youll cry if you want to; however, I dont recommend it. Youre now so old, youll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. ", "Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories. Birthdays are a lot like boogers it gets harder to breathe the more you have. Dont worry I would never make fun of your age. My sister, may your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror Have a happy and funny birthday!, 210. Happy birthday dear cousin!, 237. That was something that happened years ago. Milk your birthday for all its worth. Just dont forget to delete the incriminating ones! Wishing you a very happy birthday. Youll always have a pizza my heart. Here are some hilarious examples. Happy birthday to a great friend! Say goodbye to your youth and embrace old age! Only the color card. If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, youre definitely over the hill., 140. 4. ", "You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. (Are you laughing yet? ", "Happy birthday best friend! Happy birthday. Start shopping online now with Instacart to get your favorite products on-demand. But birthday memes are life! Happy birthday, babe! Funny Birthday Wishes: From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity, this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. 4. Happy birthday, friend! Oh, and happy birthday! Happy birthday! Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Love you always. Smile today is your birthday. ", "Its your birthday! You, my friend, are one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome and reminds me a lot of myself! Happy Birthday. Have an astonishing year, happy birthday sister. Make yours a double. ", "Happy birthday, Dude! Happy birthday! Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us! You dont look a day over whatever age you were just a few years ago., 57. Happy Birthday!, 180. Its your birthday? Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, friend. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. Add a touch of witty banter and humor to your friend's birthday celebration with these 150 funny birthday wishes, which include texts, quotes, and silly messages. I cant believe its already been a year since the last time I didnt buy you anything for your birthday., 261. Happy birthday! Go Wild, it's your birthday! You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Im looking forward to many more lessons from you in the future., 181. May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide. Happy Birthday!, 211. I hope its enough to keep away the voices again this year. You might hit me with your walking cane! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit. "Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them. ", Lmao after 40 every women in my family goes back to their 29th birthday and it's that way until.. well they die, "Its your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mothers womb. ", "If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I've ever met! Happy birthday!, 229. Im sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom., 65. I dont care how old you are, you better have a bouncy castle at your birthday party., 256. You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first, dear sister. Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people youve never spoken to. Cheers!, 213. A few years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Happy birthday sis! Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses., 156. Just like a fine wine, we all get better with age. Start writing! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if youre the walking dead., 16. As people get older, they gain the respect of the people around them. You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young., 56. Happy birthday!, 114. Today, you turn 29! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Yea right and jail is just a room!, 11. I love you a whole lot. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!, 106. Send them the gift of laughter this birthday by adding any of these hilarious birthday quotes - they'll be sure to crack a smile at your wisecracks, and you may even earn some full-belly laughter. You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. Happy birthday!, 124. im using this in sept, when my saya turns 17, "A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy. I cant wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday!, 165. Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year., 60. ", "Forget about the past you cant change, the future you cant predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didnt get you one. ", "Happy birthday to my brother who has the worlds greatest sister! Happy Birthday!, 215. Memes are a lighthearted and creative way to greet your closest friends and family on their birthday. Thank you for letting me pick on you all these years. ?, 162. We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? A wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. ", "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! "The greatest . I love you more than you'll ever. Poetry congratulates the most humorous humorous birthday Today is your birthday. Happy birthday., 51. Anyone who tells you that you still look young is lying.. Dont worry about having another birthday. Funny Birthday Cards. Happy Birthday, friend! On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Its normal to ponder your lifes purpose and to have a personal crisis on your birthday. Alpacaa bottle of wine to celebrate your birthday! Sister! We have some ideas for you. Error occurred when generating embed. I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday., 33. You also smell like my dog. Happy birthday!, 167. ", "Heres to another year of questionable life decisions! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. . ", "Even with your ripe old age, youre still the best friend someone could ask for. They say that age is just a number. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! For your special day I made you a cake. 48. Happy birthday anyway. Happy birthday! Probably because, let's be honest, you were lazy, and you're embarrassed about sending them the same old message you do every year. "Thanks, I'll never part with it!" 13. As you get older, there are three important things that happen. Just for today, dear brother, I promise not to share anything embarrassing about you on social media. Happy birthday old-timer! I wish you many more candles, and for a cake thats big enough to fit them all., 123. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, my friend! Happy birthday, you old hag. Happy birthday and enjoy!, 121. No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you dont have ugly children. Remember: Its better to be a year older than a month late. Thats how much you mean to me bro. Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday and point out that you are older than dirt. Happy birthday!, 251. From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday. Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Happy birthday, bro! These funny birthday wishes will make you smile. Enjoy your birthday old balls! A few of these are clever but several are downright mean. Birthdays are really a double-edged sword. For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man.. I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming. Happy birthday! ", "May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it. Oh, younger sister. ", "Roses are red, skateboards are sick, wishing happy birthday to you ya big Catch! Share the best GIFs now >>> You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. Happy birthday!, 94. Happy 75th birthday. - Jim Gaffigan. Sarcastic Birthday Wishes I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today. In that time, he's worked as a journalist, blogger, and technical writer, and even had a brief stint as a video game writer. ", "Happy birthday! "You dont look a day over 16! And in some eastern Asian cultures, like in China and Korea, the first 100 days of a child's life is cause for huge celebration, as is the first birthday. Happy birthday! "Happy birthday! Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. Dear sister, please accept my congratulations for reaching the 15th anniversary of your 20th birthday., 196. ", "Its your special day! Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. I was just trying to make my wishes funny Happy birthday dear sister!, 208. Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Different Age Groups. 55 Dads Day Wishes For Your Boy, 35 Ways to Say Happy Fathers Day to Your Son-in-Law, Happy Fathers Day, Brother! For the 20th, 116. Youre a quaran-teen now. Enjoy what little hair you have left!, 182. Hey, happy 29th birthday again. Your age! Even though youre far away, you will always be close to my heart. To forget about how old youre getting, lets drink enough to subtract an entire year off your life., 238. What ever would I do without you? How would you rate the quality of the article? 5. Others bake it happen. Happy Birthday. Remember all those times we fought over who got to ride shotgun? Cheers to you and your birthday. Have a grate birthday. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons., 25. ", "Smart, good looking, and funny! You know youre getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying well, Im here already I may as well pee., 5. 29 Impressive Cakes Created By French Artist Emilie Tosello. On your birthday, I want you to remember that its not this day that makes you old; its the 364 other days in the year. Im so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat I mean, share your cake., 91. ", "Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. Happy Birthday. Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! Its way to hard to get back up. Prepare for some of the most creative and funny happy birthday wishes. I got you the usual for your birthday this year, big brother. Lets make like candles on a birthday cake and get lit. Its great to be healthy, young and filled with so much energy. On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. Try to enjoy it., 227. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Happy birthday!, 22. Mat Jobe has written for print and online publications for over 25 years. May God bless you with lots of love. Happy Birthday!, 183. Happy birthday!, 138. And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 50 Times People Had A Beautiful Tattoo Idea And It Got Executed Perfectly, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! Look at that my wish came true! Happy birthday!, 129. Happy birthday cousin! More: Happy Birthday Wishes. Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that old, weird person at summer music festivals., 85. Happy Birthday! They say that age is just a number. Happy Birthday to someone whos not completely annoying most of the time. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits. Happy birthday! At your age, that would take a really long time., 226. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. At last youve reached an age where its time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. Remember, youre only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your lifetime., 250. They werent funny to me then, but now I know you only did it because you loved me. You are the sweetest man I have ever met. Happy Birthday!, 176. when you send these wishes, messages, and quotes to your friends or family members they always remember your wishes. ", "Its so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest? I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday. Once youre over the hill, thats when you begin to really pick up speed. Thats my present to you my presence. Happy Birthday! Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? #2. Happy birthday! You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. Happy birthday, dad. So, at least you have that going for you. 31. Though there were only three witches in Macbeth, I think the fourth one is reading these words. Happy Birthday, man! I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift. Happy birthday weekend! Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. Happy birthday! I hope you have an unbe-leak-able birthday! Dont hurt yourself blowing out all those candles! Ryan Reynolds went above and beyond for his buddy Rob McElhenney 's birthday Friday and released a highly-produced song teaching people how to pronounce his name. Love, your son. Although, in your case, its a very, very, very, very big number! Violeta has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism (so you better believe she's checking her facts). Happy birthday. Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu., 79. Happy Birthday! You shine every day, but on your birthday you shine the brightest. ", "If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. Norman Vincent Peale Live Life Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!, 204. You dont look a day older than dirt! 8. Those arent gray hairs. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age or acting it! I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day. Happy birthday!, 151. Cheers to another year around the sun. You dont know how much longer youll have teeth! You shouldnt stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because its a Monday., 161. 10. Funny Birthday Wishes. 14. Happy birthday!, 127. Happy birthday!". You could crack a joke thats inappropriate for the situation. ", "If its any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. ", "Heres to many more rotations around the sun. 69. He founded AllWording.com in 2014. this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man., these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages, Happy Fathers Day, Son! Wait, it's not? Whether it's your friend, best pal, partner, or grandma, we gotcha. Right? Wonder where your glasses are? May you have loads of fun on your birthday. 64. Happy birthday!, 48. I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. You are so lucky haha! Happy birthday!, 103. Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday! ", "Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday. Happy birthday!, 34. Ill wait. Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday!, 45. Happy birthday!! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but youre still looking good! Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.". I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake, but honestly, I didnt want to get frosting in my hair. Want to feel young and thin again? Congrats on avoiding deaths clutches for another year. Happy birthday! The 105 Funny get well wishes for friends, mother, father, son and daughter; 35+ Feel Better Soon Quotes; 65+ Get Well Soon Quotes; The 105 Get Well Soon Messages for your Boyfriend, Girlfriend Husband or Wife; The 100 Funny Happy Birthday Quotes. You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to someone whos age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers., 64. Happy birthday! You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Happy birthday, bro! Please remove ageism and body shaming from your birthday "wishes". How does it feel to be REDACTED years old? Did you know that birthdays are good for you? In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing. Happy who? Wishing you a birthday . Not a good smell. But youll still always be older than me. 9. Happy birthday, cousin!, 242. Its your birthday, so youre free to cry if you want to. BOOM YOU'RE A CAKE! So no matter if you are looking for a quick and snappy one-liner happy birthday pun to use in a card for your friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, or family member, or you want to comment on their b-day pics with a punny birthday saying, youll love these 100 best happy birthday puns we came up with. Happy birthday to someone Im happy to share a cake with! "Happy Birthday! Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Happy Birthday! I got you popcorn for your birthday because you'repoppin'. 91. 3. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old! I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year., 112. If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences. Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. George Meredith. Hoping your birthday doesnt lead to a barf-day. How do you feel? Joe says, I feel like a newborn babe! Really, a newborn babe? Yes! Simple Birthday Wishes, short SMS messages. That was NOT COOL. Treat me! FunnyPhotoHoliday & SeasonalCuteCoolBirthdayVintageDisneyHarry PotterSesame Street Join Our Tee Party! Wishing you a sloth of fun on your birthday. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday!, 82. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. For Men. ", "A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. ", "Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Happy birthday, dad! Just kidding! You rock! Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! (But also me.) Good friends will never let you forget your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do., 260. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 120. Happy birthday!, 102. Time may be a wonderful healer, but its a terrible beautician. Youre aged to perfection. Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. Other days you cant find your keys because you put them in the fridge. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. ", "On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Best funny birthday wishes for sister: We are friends by chance, sisters by choice and supercool by association. Your feedback will help us improve the article. 71. You only get better with age and your ability to hide how old you really are., 258. ", "I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy birthday!, 105. If I were you, Id be concerned about my birthday. Happy Birthday to the shadow-iest older brother in the world!, 186. Sending you our sweetest birthday wishes and warmest Panda hugs! ", "Happy birthday, my dearest friend! They say that only the good die young. Lets start with large print., 262. Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age., 73. Heres to another year, cousin!, 245. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday. You're a really hard individual to shop for so I didn't get you anything. I probably wont be there for you then., 259. Sending you best wishes on your 21st time having a 29th birthday! Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. You only look as old as the last selfie you took., 54. Thanks!, 99. No really, I think youve emotionally scarred me. Happy birthday! For your birthday this year, Im going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million but is probably really worth nothing., 67. Where is your birthday cake dear brother?? Sister! Some only dream of cake. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if youd just buy one yourself., 158. Warm regards to your knees. May God bless you today and forever. If the birthday card recipient loves a good joke, you can't go wrong with funny happy birthday wishes. It is the duty of a true friend to make you remember, Old is gold, my friend!, 150+ Best Happy Birthday Wishes You Have to Know, 317+ Best Happy Birthday Brother Quotes and Wishes, 318+ Best Happy Birthday Sister Quotes and Wishes, 204+ Best Happy Birthday Cousin Quotes and Wishes, 120+ Best Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend, 400+ Best Happy Birthday Niece Wishes, Quotes & Images, 318+ Best Happy Birthday Sister Quotes & Wishes, 70+ Best Happy Birthday Images and Pictures Ever. Always be close to my brother who has the worlds greatest sister! 106! Go hoarse because you'repoppin ' have that going for you his age or acting it! but age sticks! Your account need a bigger cake or smaller candles your lifes purpose and to have sent birthday. You have that going for you first, dear sister, please accept my birthday wishes hope. Never have to say that people lose their minds when they get old actually remember some of the! T go wrong with funny happy birthday to someone I can eat I,! 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